Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Nobel who?
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"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can’t you do that?”
“Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”
Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining.
She said to her husband, "Nobody loves me….nobody cares for me..the whole world hates me!"
Her husband, watching TV said casually: "That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you. Some people don’t even know you."