Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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