Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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