Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru.
There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window.
"We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded.
I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich.
"I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland.
On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese.
The young farmer's wife gave them a tour, a cheese making a demonstration, and finally some samples.
As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats.
She said, "This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?"
An old lady piped up, "Honey, they take us on bus tours."
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?