Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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