Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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