Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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