Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!"
Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!"
Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
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