One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly?
A: He knows where all the naughty girls live.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
Dad says to his son, "Don't mast*rbate to much because you will go blind."
Son say, "I'm over here?"
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.