Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020.
This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
"My wife drives like thunder."
"So fast?"
"No, every minute she strikes a tree."
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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How are women and linoleum floors alike?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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