Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Two guys meet:
"Where were you lost my friend? says one of them."
"Well, I took my kids to the zoo..."
"And what kind of animals did you see there?"
"The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...”
"Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”!
"Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.