Joke #4863

Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.

If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."