Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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