Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
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A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
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A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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A: Fry-days.
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