Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!