I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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