Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.