The best christian jokes

Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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