Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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