The best dentist jokes

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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