A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!