The best winter jokes

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
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Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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