Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2