The best internet jokes

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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