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I'm like happy meal. "Coz you are small and pretty?" "No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.
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A: "What is your biggest fear?" B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?" B: "Hello" B: "?"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication
We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom."
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has 79.96 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, women
Wife: I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving. Husband: Anyone who fits into your clothes is surely not starving.
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: husband, wife
"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wedding
You know when donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids
Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, dirty
"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?" "No" "So, it was you!"
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life
Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Old man to his wife: "What did she say?" Wife to husband: "They want your underwear."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: doctor, husband, nurse, old people, wife
My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel. You should see my my dates' faces when I tell them I'm a bus driver!
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has 85.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, driving, love, work

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