The best gym jokes

When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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