Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
You have got to be kitten me!
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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