The best kitty jokes

You have got to be kitten me!
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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