Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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