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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.
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Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy? A: Two mothers-in-law.
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Q: Why do brides smile while they walk down the wedding aisle? A: They realize they've given their last blow jobs.
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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.” The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
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The man was looking for a way, over and over, for his wife so she can drive more carefully and he found it; "Darling, if an accident happens, the police will record your real age!"
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Wife to her husband: "I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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A man wanted Valentine's Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist's to order a bouquet of his wife's favorite flower: white anemones. Unfortunately, the florist was sold out of flowers and had only a few stems of feathery ferns. The man asked the florist to make a bouquet out of the ferns and the flask of liquor. He added a card and proceeded home. After a romantic candlelight dinner, he presented his wife with the gift. She opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder." With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly, "Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones."
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Ladies, don’t forget the jumble sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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If it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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