The best customer service jokes

Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
There were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging on forever. Finally, the customer behind me muttered, "Mr. Hare must be on vacation." Only then did I notice the name tag on the man at the register. It read: "Mr. Turtle, sales associate."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: customer service, holiday, time
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
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