The best dog jokes

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog, drunk
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 22.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 20.53 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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has 20.37 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 19.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.46 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
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