The best god jokes

A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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