The best religious jokes

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it?" The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But..." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn’t it?"
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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