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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?" The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
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