Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!" The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet. He opens the freezer door. The parrot steps out and says, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness." The guy's astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "By the way, may I ask - what did the chicken do?"
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.