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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
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