Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!