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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted!
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?  A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?  A: After a dye job.
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Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!
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