Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldn't find the 11
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.