The best blonde jokes

Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!
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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
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How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.
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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
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