Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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