Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.