The best food jokes

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
Vote: has 77.50 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'" The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well…?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6’2, hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God…'"
Vote: has 77.08 % from 105 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, catholic, food, priest, god
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 76.95 % from 89 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, food, insulting
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left. As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?" "He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."
Vote: has 76.89 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, food
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 76.51 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: democrat, money, food, political
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 76.17 % from 187 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, food, insulting
Deer Hunter. A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn't want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. "Oh come on Dad," said the oldest son. "What is this meat?" "Just taste it," said the father, "You will love it." The boys eyed each other nervously and put a piece of the meat on their forks. "Give us a little hint.", pleaded the second son. "Only if you take a bite.", said the father. As each boy took a cautious bite of the venison, the father continued, "Let me think, your mother calls me this from time to time." The oldest boy shouted, "Spit it out boys, it's asshole!"
Vote: has 76.11 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, hunting, dad, family, food