No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."