Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.