Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash.
"Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused.
"Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..."
"I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!"
"And what am I?" asked the skunk.
"Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..."
"Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
Q. Why are fish so smart?
Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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