What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?"
Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."