Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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It's called a Wedding Cake.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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