Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.