Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
A student was lucky to find a decent accommodation with a cheap rent. His colleagues came to visit him and he was showing them the house. "This is the kitchen. This is the bedroom. And this one is the living room ... " "And what are this hammer and this pot that are hanging on the wall for? What are you going to do with them?" one of his colleagues asked. "This is a talking clock." "I have never seen a clock like that. Can you show me how it works?" "Sure. Look," the student said. He took the hammer and struck at the pot with all his strength. Then a voice was heard from the other side, "What you are doing? Are you crazy? It is half past one in the night, you idiot!"