Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
"About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?"
"Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.