Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Two Yankee boys were driving through the South and was stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up to the open driver’s window, reached in, and slapped the driver on the side of his head. "What did you do that for?" the driver asked. "I don’t know how yall do it up north but here in Alabama, you have your drivers license ready when I walk up to the car." The trooper took the license when it was offered, walked back to his unit and then returned the license to the driver. He then walked around to the passenger side of the car and tapped on the window. When the passenger rolled the window down, the trooper reached in and slapped the passenger on the side of the head. "What did you do that for?" asked the startled passenger. "Well," responded the trooper, "I didn’t want you to be disappointed. You’ll get about two miles down the road and then say, 'I wish that redneck woulda tried that with me!'"
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."