Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted?
A: Because he was squatting.
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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?"
Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?"
Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and asked if I could find him a hotel with exercise facilities.
I called several hotels, with no luck.
Finally, I thought I had found one.
I asked the receptionist if the hotel had a weight room.
"No," she replied, "but we have a lobby and you can wait there."
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No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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